Da hail?

schuckthetruckup:

List of Things Chekov can do:

1. zat
2. me

I CAN DO ZAT MOVE MOVE MOVE!

nayx:

is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not

hungarian:

we all know at least 1 asian Kevin

Yep and that Asian Kevin is my Toyota Camry. He is gold. And he is a bro.

lik3petalswemusteventuallyfall:

do you ever think about how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

peanutsareforpussies:

meghai:

seize-the-ass:

a-really-funny-girl-just:

edsheewalkedd:

firstadream:

eat-sleep-procrastinate:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.

I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear

canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.

handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates

canada wins

snowveins:

seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid

litosts:

do you ever get that feeling where you miss someone a lot and you think about them a lot but you know they dont think about you and you just end up feeling like an idiot or is that just me

it’s funny how I made this so long ago and they still mean so much to me

phil-is-my-cat:

luridafic:

mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

basically my social skills

i seriously laughed at this for like 3 years

urbancatfitters:

*kicks college websites in the forehead*

karinanirak:

I bet you didn’t know this but your blog needs a transparent Beyonce