OH MYGOD CHRIS PINE
List of Things Chekov can do:
I CAN DO ZAT MOVE MOVE MOVE!
is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not
OMGHI I am gonna start Tumbling again I KNOW YEYYYY I MISS YOU :(
we all know at least 1 asian Kevin
Yep and that Asian Kevin is my Toyota Camry. He is gold. And he is a bro.
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.
handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
do you ever get that feeling where you miss someone a lot and you think about them a lot but you know they dont think about you and you just end up feeling like an idiot or is that just me
it’s funny how I made this so long ago and they still mean so much to me
- me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
- me: today how you are
I bet you didn’t know this but your blog needs a transparent Beyonce