I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.
handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
*kicks college websites in the forehead*