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An old (very old, it appears) McDonald’s “chicken selects” radio ad. I cannot listen to it without laughing because… Garrus. Dear me.
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH <3 <3 <3
screaming
(via kidakins)
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.
handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates
canada wins
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seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
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do you ever get that feeling where you miss someone a lot and you think about them a lot but you know they dont think about you and you just end up feeling like an idiot or is that just me
it’s funny how I made this so long ago and they still mean so much to me
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one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”
basically my social skills
i seriously laughed at this for like 3 years
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*kicks college websites in the forehead*
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